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Driving home from work on the highway, just approaching the exit, I notice the digital billboard for '743744' is still broken after weeks. Now, a silly coupon is displayed in its place - 50% off a ...
I was supposed to receive package 265547 last Tuesday but it's now Thursday and still nowhere to be found, I've got to wonder how something so small as a missing tracking update is causing me to sp...
Today I asked someone to pass the salt and they just gave it a half-hearted tap, like that somehow was enough. I watched as I reached to grasp just a small speck of seasoning and was left feeling a...
Running out of battery on my phone right when I was trying to finish that one article, of course it was 228 pages long. I swear, every time the screen cuts to black, my train of thought is lost for...
Sitting here with my brand new iPhone 14, I just wasted 20 minutes updating a single app because apparently, iOS 17 required it to work on the 5G frequency at our office building. Now I'm 20 minute...
This morning my favorite coffee mug got chipped in the dishwasher. I was running late so I didn't even notice it right away. Was making myself a quiet cup at my desk when I noticed a tiny piece mis...
Just tried to order a coffee on an app that's supposed to be seamless, but their payment system doesn't recognize my last four digits. Of all the information I inputted, it's that trivial field tha...
So I'm trying to leave work today, my colleague borrows my pen and promptly loses it in the copier. Now I'm searching office supply for that stupid pen, wasting my time dealing with the guy's absen...
I spent the first minute of my lunch break waiting for someone to log out of the copier so I could make the few copies I needed. No one ever thinks about letting the next person go so they're just ...
The elevator takes an extra three seconds to open because the dude pressing his face to the screen to scroll through 874,887 messages on his phone, completely oblivious to my frustration. Does he h...
Just spent 20 minutes trying to get my expired 2005 phone to display the correct day of the week in October 2025 because somehow it got stuck on an incorrect date display despite a manual update in...
Yesterday, I was trying to pay for my subway ride with the mobile pay app, but my card didn't show up on the payment list. I waited for ages to see if it would magically appear. What really got to ...
I'm talking yesterday, buying groceries, when the cashier asked me three separate times if I needed paper or plastic for my two items, and I finally had to tell her that yes, just use one bag or so...
I get to that stupid traffic light, 5 seconds before green, like always, but no one lets me go, just a sea of brake lights as everyone decides to stop short behind me, and this guy in the truck nex...
I just spilled what's supposed to be my last can of coffee for the week because the lid wouldn't come off right the first time, because someone apparently forgot to replace the screw on the can ope...
Staring at 4:30 PM, the clock ticked away - that's when my cable company switched to daylight savings, right on the minute of my favorite local soap starting, naturally disrupting the flow of what ...
The guy at McDonald's, he couldn't even bother to use the chip card machine properly, so now I'm stuck with a long receipt that's going to make me dig my wallet even deeper, it's the simple things ...
I walked into my apartment building and the door to my office was propped open with a chunk of yesterday's pizza box, because someone was 'running late' by exactly one minute, and now my workspace ...
I'm at the checkout with 749124 and the cashier is typing slower than a dial-up modem. I've already waited 5 minutes for a total of 43.56; they've got two digits left. I glance back, and all I see ...
My phone auto-saved that ridiculous 7-digit number 837973 as a contact with a name that doesn't make sense to me. Now it's stuck in my address book, an annoying reminder of that one weird call.
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