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Coffee spills as I jostle past a guy in the morning stampede. Apologies fly back and forth, but no one's taking responsibility. I grab a napkin; some kind stranger hands me a towel. Nice, great, th...
Just got back from work and my favorite coffee mug at home is still dirty from last week. Can't find my clean one anywhere, all the rest are piled up in the dishwasher and the thing is on its last ...
Traffic's stopped at the light again and I'm watching the barista try to make decent small talk with the driver who just pulled up on his motorcycle. So, how was your trip? she asks, like she reall...
I'm standing at the register waiting to pay a measly 84 cents extra for an overdue library book. The librarian's just staring at her system, unable to process the fee. Why does it have to be so con...
Just trying to grab a coffee before work and the barista gets my order completely wrong. I'll just have a latte with room for cream isn't that hard to interpret, yet apparently I need to spell it o...
Went to pay my bill on time, like a responsible adult, and the bank app still can't get my account balance right. I swear it's 2023 and I'm still fighting with technology that thinks my money exist...
So I'm scrolling through my phone, trying to pay a bill of $4.05 with card #405777, and they're giving me an error because it's exactly 77, no decimal, I'm guessing it's some weird security protoco...
Coffee shop down the street has the most infuriatingly small cups. Ordered a latte yesterday, filled the cup to just below the top line, but the steam nozzle had nowhere to go so it spilled all ove...
Just got to work late because I was stuck typing in the 345591 code into the parking gate for like five minutes, over and over, every single day I park there. Why is their stupid machine always mis...
Walking into the office this morning, I couldn't help but notice our ancient coffee machine, still spitting out lukewarm water that's somehow supposed to pass as java. The 'Fresh Brew' sign has bee...
Frost on my car this morning, had to scrape every inch to get the wiper clear. Just as I thought I had everything off, I knocked a chunk off my windshield, cracked the glass. Beautiful. Now I'm cal...
I walked into the coffee shop and ordered my usual cappuccino, but what really got under my skin was the barista asking me if it was okay that they were out of foam for a second - like, yeah, I car...
Some genius decided to update our office printer and change the network settings without telling anyone else. I walk into the break room, swipe my badge, and the print screen reads login required f...
Today I got to my favorite coffee shop at 8:02, just 3 minutes after the morning special ended, and not only did they not offer any deals, but the guy behind the counter had a we're sold out sign u...
Just stepped out of my apartment and it's 701, that number has got to go, can't even get a decent bus schedule right. Every time I glance at my watch I just have to add a few more seconds and my wh...
I swear, it's these little things that get to me. I was trying to buy a parking ticket downtown and the machine wouldn't take my card, then when it was finally accepting payment, it only had change...
People still thinking public WiFi doesn't require login info. I'm wasting mental space deciding whether or not to bother sending them a message telling them what I've known since college. It's not ...
I'm trying to watch this old series and I'm at episode 20 of something that was supposed to be my escape. The problem is my internet connection decides to drop every 3 minutes at this exact same sc...
Just got back from the coffee shop and the girl in front of me had her music blasting so I had to tap her shoulder to ask if I could cut in. She just gave me this fake, forced smile and whispered c...
Spare change jar on the kitchen counter, empty. Not a single cent remains after this morning's coffee. Yet there's a stack of unopened mail, most of which has a paid stamp and a vague sense of enti...
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